imsirius:

make me choose: Natasha Romanoff or Maria Hill (for Monz)

she’s my favorite superhero, idc.

(via aynsleys-blue-scarf)


orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

wow… wasn’t expecting that one. I don’t know how to react..

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

wow… wasn’t expecting that one. I don’t know how to react..

(via bechloe-shipper)



Q
bitch you never apologised for standing me up VIA EMAIL. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I STOOD OMINOUSLY IN FRONT OF THAT WINDOW FOR YOU?? IN HEELS! you can have kira back when i hear sorry
A

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

(via is-love-louder)


leupagus:

itsxandy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sevenpoints:

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.

Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her.  Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.

Black Widow is my favorite superhero. 

(via jaureguicommalauren)



My dumbass sister is catching up on Orphan Black and she’s like “ohhh, that’s why it’s called Orphan Black" and I’m like "Wtf, why?" and she’s like "Because their birth mother is black"

Kill me now. 


the lady in  the green jacket talking to the redhead becomes black… & the lady next to Homer suddenly gets a tattoo… wtf?

(via thatsongismyjam)


Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

lmfao, I had to say it out loud to finally get it

(via thatsongismyjam)